Sunday, 8 October 2017

SAUCY MOTHER Continues...

ACT THREE, SCENE TWO

(Boye is prepared to head out but the cold hands of death called on him).

Boye: (As Boye stepped out, the faces he met outside scares him).

Thug 1: Shey iwo ni boye?

Boye: Beeni sir! Beeni sir! I am boye

Thug 2: O ma n so oyinbo!!!

Thug 1: Iya eh to man se epe yen, pe jade sibi.

Boye: Ejo sir, maami o si nile.

Thug 2: O fe ma n gbe Iya eh pamo abi? Ehn! anyway, ese iya eh, emi ma so fun eh! Iya eh, o shey epe le aburo mi wipe oko magba, oko de tigba aburo mi ni sin. Ese Iya eh, iwoloma je iya eh!. Padi eh! Oya, tusi lara” perforate eh”.

Thug 1: (Removes gun)

Boye: Ah! Ejo sir, e ni sukun omo. Ewo bible mi, church ni mon lo.

Thug 1: Shebi na church you dey go? Ehn! O ni need screening lenu ona orun ki oto wole, na heaven you go land straight.

Boye: Ah! (Gun shot heard) yeeeeh. (And dies).

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